barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

(via someoneseriouslyjust)

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carryonmy-assbutt:

tiorickyaoi:

REALLY SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS!!!

  • GCSEs
  • A Levels
  • UCAS applications
  • michael gove’s education reforms
  • university
  • responsibility
  • david cameron
  • over priced Freddo

(via bandsandpuns)

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kevintranadvancedplacement:

lgbthenry:

There is a difference between:

a queer character whose story doesn’t revolve around them being queer

and

a queer character whose story completely ignores the fact that they are queer

example 1: Nico 

example 2: Dumbledore 

(via pazrascon)

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keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

image

(via garyhiggins)

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

image

(via morebeyoncethanyou)

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via mypandaishigh)

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andrewquo:

amusinghowell:

bramvangerrewey:

collegehumor:

How to Flip People Off Around the World

So instead of liking a Thai person’s status on Facebook, you’re actually flipping them off.

instead of peace in britian and australia; its flipping them off

cause fuck peace

(via nsome)

megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

(via garyhiggins)

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(Source: crwnly, via iwillwiggleyourears)

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egberts:

beatrixtipplepot:

egberts:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA

if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question

you didnt just do that

(via iwillwiggleyourears)

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